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I’m Not The Sweet Girl Next Door. I’m The Crazy Heifer Down The Street Unisex Hoodie Unisex Hoodie

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Embrace Your Inner Farm Rebel!

Why blend in when you were born to stand out? Our “I’m Not The Sweet Girl Next Door. I’m The Crazy Heifer Down The Street.” unisex hoodie is for everyone who’s ever been a little too much for the room – and proud of it! This conversation-starting hoodie features our signature sassy cow design, complete with delicate pink flowers that perfectly disguise the mischief underneath.

Our eye-catching illustration showcases a deceptively innocent-looking cow with a floral crown of pink blooms perched atop her head. Don’t let the pretty flowers fool you – this bovine beauty has attitude to spare and isn’t afraid to show it! The striking contrast between sweet appearance and sassy message perfectly captures that feeling when people underestimate just how wild you can be.

This hoodie is perfect for anyone who’s tired of being underestimated and ready to embrace their wilder side. It’s the ideal way to announce that while you might look sweet at first glance, you’ve got plenty of sass and spirit underneath, just like our flower-crowned heifer!

Perfect for:

  • Country girls with city-sized attitude
  • Farm lovers with a wicked sense of humor
  • Anyone who’s ever been called “too much” (and took it as a compliment)
  • That friend who’s sweet as pie until crossed, then watch out!

Warning: Wearing this hoodie may result in strangers laughing out loud and fellow “crazy heifers” giving you knowing nods of approval.

Life’s too short to be the sweet, predictable girl next door – embrace your inner crazy heifer and wear your personality with pride in this wickedly funny, surprisingly comfortable hoodie!

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Product Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
  • No fabric softeners.
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life.
  • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decorations.
  • Do not dry clean.

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Hoodie Size Chart
 Length

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 Width

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Sleeve length

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SIZELENGTHWIDTHSLEEVE LENGTH
S68.650.885
M715687.6
L73.76190.2
XL76.26692.7
2XL78.77195.3
3XL81.376.297.8
4XL83.881.3100.3
5XL86.486.4103
SIZELENGTHWIDTHSLEEVE LENGTH
S272033.5
M282234.5
L292435.5
XL302636.5
2XL312837.5
3XL323038.5
4XL333239.5
5XL343440.5

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